snapchatting:

you are under arrest for being attractive and ruining my life

(via emilioestevez)

hippyjamfest:

I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first

(via acciointernet)

neopet:

nice infinity tattoo does it symbolize u having that dumb ass tattoo for infinity

(via stfulily)

assiest:

if you or a loved one have been the victim of a prank call, please call the law firm of harry ballsonya, wayne kerr, and hugh g. dildeaux 

(via sharonosbourne)